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For all you loyal fans, however, there will be reruns of the best of Consulting Dick! 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GsP_31WCbH4/R1hKpKXtjsI/AAAAAAAAAHU/G9b6Uh-YbsA/s400/WGA+approved.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140941045662322370" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;suggested by Gareth, a better man than I...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/261828646106374188-8688476935813272724?l=consultingdick.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://consultingdick.blogspot.com/feeds/8688476935813272724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=261828646106374188&amp;postID=8688476935813272724' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/261828646106374188/posts/default/8688476935813272724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/261828646106374188/posts/default/8688476935813272724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://consultingdick.blogspot.com/2007/12/wga-approved.html' title='WGA Approved'/><author><name>The Consulting Dick</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GsP_31WCbH4/R1hKpKXtjsI/AAAAAAAAAHU/G9b6Uh-YbsA/s72-c/WGA+approved.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-261828646106374188.post-4872357243650873648</id><published>2007-12-03T10:15:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-03T10:17:13.507-08:00</updated><title type='text'>It's All in the Reflexes</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GsP_31WCbH4/R1RH_KXtjrI/AAAAAAAAAHM/TkX-yKVt-Tw/s1600-R/old+man+little+china+copy.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GsP_31WCbH4/R1RH_KXtjrI/AAAAAAAAAHM/bAcUeixFhEE/s400/old+man+little+china+copy.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5139812225177718450" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/261828646106374188-4872357243650873648?l=consultingdick.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://consultingdick.blogspot.com/feeds/4872357243650873648/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=261828646106374188&amp;postID=4872357243650873648' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/261828646106374188/posts/default/4872357243650873648'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/261828646106374188/posts/default/4872357243650873648'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://consultingdick.blogspot.com/2007/12/its-all-in-reflexes.html' title='It&apos;s All in the Reflexes'/><author><name>The Consulting Dick</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GsP_31WCbH4/R1RH_KXtjrI/AAAAAAAAAHM/bAcUeixFhEE/s72-c/old+man+little+china+copy.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-261828646106374188.post-1099865267269052727</id><published>2007-11-29T09:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-29T09:50:19.399-08:00</updated><title type='text'>First Things First (Part 3)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GsP_31WCbH4/R077v46KIeI/AAAAAAAAAHE/f9xWXJEibOI/s1600-h/pants+off+wedding+copy.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GsP_31WCbH4/R077v46KIeI/AAAAAAAAAHE/f9xWXJEibOI/s400/pants+off+wedding+copy.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5138321025025057250" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/261828646106374188-1099865267269052727?l=consultingdick.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://consultingdick.blogspot.com/feeds/1099865267269052727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=261828646106374188&amp;postID=1099865267269052727' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/261828646106374188/posts/default/1099865267269052727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/261828646106374188/posts/default/1099865267269052727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://consultingdick.blogspot.com/2007/11/first-things-first-part-3.html' title='First Things First (Part 3)'/><author><name>The Consulting Dick</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GsP_31WCbH4/R077v46KIeI/AAAAAAAAAHE/f9xWXJEibOI/s72-c/pants+off+wedding+copy.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-261828646106374188.post-1802464608448392319</id><published>2007-11-26T10:00:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-26T10:02:09.173-08:00</updated><title type='text'>First Things First (Part 2)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GsP_31WCbH4/R0sJ-I6KIdI/AAAAAAAAAG8/ekhi0PF_rwk/s1600-h/pants+off+gun+copy.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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